:: Purposeful Death Overhead ::

So i miss a piano lesson because my dad comes late, and end up showing up 40 min. into the Mr. RM competition, which is basically a bunch of senior guys acting quite amusing. The show is staged like a beauty pagent: formal wear, beach wear, dance/song numbers, talent display, and a series of Q's for the guys. Along with that, they had a pickup line contest, during which Barry turned UBER nerd:

:I wish i was a derivitive so i could lie tangent to your curves"

Consering the amount of times i said it, it should have gotten OLD quick...except that it was AWESOME!

Karthik's special version for Lisa ~
" i wish I was an intergral so my area could lie under your curves"

During the questioning, one of the guys was asked "if you could spend three hours in your room, ALONE, what would you do?"
A: "i was look at pictures on the internet....yes pictures...of landscapes and kittens and stuff...yeah...cause i like pictures"

:: Alina 1:44 AM Comments: Post a Comment